The Vampire Serial Killer Challenge--Light Your Torches and Hide Your Children! They're Coming!

I'm evil. Very evil. I was evil the moment I could crawl. I was watching every scary show on TV when I was 6 years old. Of course, they weren't REALLY scary--just the stuff that Discovery Kids would put on, like 'Truth or Scare' or 'Mystery Kids'--but they were creepy enough for a 6-year old. Anyway, I've had a dark side forever. I've only ever dressed up as something that wasn't scary for Halloween...once. Not counting when I was a baby. So, you could say I've got a pretty dark side, and since Sims has such a mystical, dark side, I find myself coming up with new ways to scare the town every day.

So anyway, I've just figured out the perfect way to freak out Pleasentview (If you haven't noticed, Pleasentview is in for some Hell-On-Earth!): invite over neighbors and friends, use cheats to make them selectable, and keep them in small rooms until they die! Mwuahahaha! Pefection! A wonderful graveyard in the back will be a constant reminder of the havoc going on inside the vast house...domination is miiiiiinne!

The Ugly Sim Challenge--What Aliens Have Landed in Pleasentview???

So, one day I'm lurking the ModTheSims forum, and I get a spark of inspiration from one of the challenges: Make a beautiful Sim from butt-ugly genes! I thought, 'Hey, that sounds interesting!' and before I knew it, I had made the Fuggs (Yes, a bit of a copy of 'the Uggs'...but whatever.). Suzy Fuggs is totally maxed out. She's got huge cheeks and eyes and lips. Her husband (who's name has slipped my mind...oops.) is opposite: he's skeletal and sunken. Together, they've created 3 abominations of nature: Zhu Fuggs, who's from a nightmare, and Bob Fuggs, who resembles a Chimp/Puppy hybrid. Little S Fuggs (I was going to write Sam...and then I hit enter on accident!) is only an infant, and we'll have to wait until he's a toddler to see which gene's he's inherited. Zhu is the oldest, with Bob right behind her; a few days younger. They've both just started school.
I don't have any screenshots yet, but I PROMISE I'll put up some pics of the butt-ugly Fuggs Family!

Sim Stories - What's Going On?

Sims are really cool. They're like people...almost. And there's nothing I love more than a good challenge. I cannot abide just playing with Sims! I need something to do--something to accomplish! So far, I'm working on 2 challenges: the 'Ugly Sim' challenge, and the 'Vampire Serial Killers' challenge. Both of them are pretty cool. I'm a bit of a ways into the Ugly Sim challenge, but I'm only just starting to build the first army of Vampire Serial Killers' house. (Hence the minimized Sims 2 as I'm writing this.)
Wish me luck and stay tuned!